WARNING!!!  Not for young eyes!

I’ve never been one to be super risqué when it comes to tattoos. The one on my chest is about as far as I have gone. I have to admire the ladies out there that go below the belt. I just don't have the nerve. I have seen my share of them though.

 

At some of the tattoo shows we've been too, a number of ladies were not shy about sharing what they had down there. For the most part, the ones I saw were tasteful, like flowers or butterflies. There were numerous cherries, various cats and even a fish, but the most memorable ones went a little further. It's not often a women gets a demon tattoo, let alone there.

The ladies seem to love their demons. I think it’s because they're so versatile.  Not only do they provide some sort of shock value, but think about it, with a demon, you can be creative. You can add piercings to give it that extra something. If you don't shave, your little guy will have facial hair; a very versatile tattoo indeed; same for men who get demons down there. It's not as common, though. I imagine the nose being tattooed would be rather painful.

That’s not to say men don’t get tattooed there at all. They do. They mainly get something they think is funny. One guy had a one million dollar bill tattooed on his eh-hem at a tattoo show once. He would go around asking women, “Have you ever blown a million dollars?” The guy got more slaps and beer thrown on him than participants. I don’t think the guy with the ‘Your Name Here’ tattoo on his eh-hem faired any better. See, Funny to THEM.

Here's an FYI....If a guy ever says to you, “Ya know, my cock hangs below my knee,” don’t panic and just roll your eyes. He most likely has a rooster dangling from a hangman’s noose on his calf. I have actually been told that twice in my life and neither time by Augie.  

In case you’re wondering, Augie has tattooed his fair share of private parts over his many years; more women than men, of course. He maybe has four guys a year come in to get a tattoo on his private part. For those of you pondering that kind of tattoo be warned….he charges a minimum of a $500 handling fee.

                            “If I have to hold it like I know it, I’m getting paid for it.”

                                                                                          ~Augie