Sunday, October 14, 2012

Tattoos can turn into a helluva passion for some people. It did for me; more like an all-out obsession really. I wiped out my entire savings account to get tattoos when I was 18 years old. And this was before Augie and I even started dating. The desire for more tattoos didn’t last though. Those feelings began to fade as our relationship progressed. Why? Who knows; I was 18 and love sick.

I stopped at nine tattoos; three of which I’ve gotten within the last ten years. I can safely say that I’m not obsessed anymore….mainly because the older I get, the more it hurts. Augie teases me and says I’ve become “needle shy” and reminds me that his oldest client is in her 90’s (cool gal, by the way). No, it’s not that….I’ve just turned into a wuss! That’s why #9 hasn’t been touched in about five years.

Like I said, I get the whole obsession/passion part of it. The entire experience is alluring; the sounds of the vibrating coils on the machine, the minty scent of the green soap, feeling the piercings of the needles as you watch your new tattoo come to life. I get it. It's an assault on your senses. Well, except for the sense of taste. Only the ones that have been tattooed in their mouth can claim all five. But, what happens when you no longer have any skin to tattoo?

This can actually be devastating for some people. Think about it…it can take several years for someone to become fully tattooed in what’s called a body suit. It’s a process that requires a lot of planning, sittings, money and because of all the time the client and artist spend together; they get to know each other quite well. And then….bam….it’s over.

Just to give you an idea: sessions can last anywhere from an hour up to six or eight hours at a time. Typically, someone getting steady work done comes in about every two to three weeks. A sleeve for example, can take upwards of 36 hours to complete. Add legs, torso, back and unmentionable parts to that and they have years of work and time ahead of them.

I have only seen a couple of clients in the past 20 some-odd-years become so depressed when they ran out of space that they turned to alcohol. It was almost like they didn’t know what to do now that their body suite was complete; replacing one obsession with another, I guess. It was heartbreaking. I don’t want anyone to ever feel like that after they’re done. Look on the bright side….there’s always piercings!!!!

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Has anybody seen or heard about the mom who was arrested for tattooing her 11 year old daughter in North Carolina last week? In case you haven’t……this mother, who is a tattoo artist (allegedly), tattooed a small heart on her child’s shoulder because the little girl asked her to do it.

The fact that the child asked to get a tattoo doesn’t bother me a bit. Our girl’s mention they want tattoos all of the time. We just tell them no, daddy isn’t going to jail for you just because you can’t wait until you are 18 years old. It just blows my mind that this mom was okay with this. As a parent, I couldn't imagine saying, "Oh sure, sweetie. A tattoo at your age is a fabulous idea!"

The mom claims to have not known about any tattoo laws in her state. She says she wasn’t aware of the fact that no one under the age of 18 can get tattooed, regardless of parental consent. I have a serious problem with that statement. If we end of finding out that she’s an actual tattoo artist, then there is absolutely no excuse as to why she doesn’t know the laws in her state. It’s your business, your livelihood for goodness sake! That’s like a doctor saying he had no idea there were malpractice laws.

Should the mom go to prison if convicted? I don’t think she should. I see her benefitting more from parenting classes rather than serving any jail time. Being locked up, learning absolutely nothing about being a parent while being away from your daughter, to me, that’s an unnecessary punishment for both of them.

Should the daughter have the heart tattoo removed? I don’t believe it needs to come off; at least not right now. It’s already there; let her make that decision when she’s an adult. She has already endured the pain of getting a tattoo, why put her through the horrific pain of having the tattoo burned off her flesh? It just seems cruel to me. Not to mention the thousands of dollars it can take to remove a tattoo.

Too bad she didn’t read my blog before she decided to do this…..using the Little-Girl-No-Hurt-Tattoos may have been a better choice.